Well friends, the colleges in my area have all started up again which means the signal that summer is ending is here. It’s still hot as hell outside, but the good vibes of freedom are fading away. In these trying times I can only do one thing to help you: send you off with some forgotten Bleach babes.
So MrObvious hit me up in the comments with this idea and I got to say… not too shabby. There are a ton and I mean a TON of hot girls in Bleach, but until he mentioned that so many are forgotten about I didn’t realize it. After searching around a bit I realized hot damn I forgot most of them ever existed. Maybe you did too. Hey, anything’s better than thinking about school, right? So sit back, relax, and jog your memory for a bit.
Retsu Unohana
Back when I watched Bleach as a kid I didn’t even know about the world of mommies and daddies, but you better believe I remember her mommy vibes now as an adult. Looking back, her gentle attitude and soft demeanor towards most of the characters in the show really made her seem like the mother of the Soul Society captains. Anybody know a good doujin with her? Seems like a missed opportunity if there aren’t any ones that capitalize on her aesthetic.
Loly Aivirrne
Goddamn I forgot how hard a lot of these names are to pronounce. Anyway Loly was the 33rd Arrancar in Aizen’s army but more importantly a huge bitch. Her twin tails definitely match her bratty personality. Jealous of the attention that Orihime receives from Aizen, Loly wastes no time taunting and beating the shit out of her. She’s that bad attitude type of hot where you just want to put her in her place.
Cirucci Sanderwicci
Guess I have a type, huh? When your last name is basically ‘sandwich’ you know you’re about to be forgotten about forever. Her gothic design was cool enough that I remembered her when I saw her face, but then I also remembered she turned into a bug so it’s a win-lose. The craziest part is that after her initial defeat I heard she comes back later by resurrection.
Nemu Kurotsuchi
Maaan this girl had that “dead inside” personality that I love so much. The problem was that she wasn’t naturally dead inside, it seemed to be a result of having to live with that freak piece of shit who was her father and squad captain. Everytime I saw that fuck I got angry. Luckily for me her shy ass got some fine doujin treatment where that guy is nowhere to be found.
Soifon
Not the most underground of Bleach girls, but a valuable asset to the cast nonetheless. Soifon is straight and narrow and often prioritizes following orders and completing tasks. Similar to that bratty Loly bitch, the appeal comes from trying to imagine a different side of her through sex. You know, “My dick is so good it’ll make Soifon skip an important meeting” type shit. She’s also obsessed with Yoruichi and if you haven’t read some doujins exploiting that, what are you doing with your life?
Charlotte Chuhlhourne
Aw shit the name confused me. Nevermind.
Ikumi Unagiya
UH OH, we have some mommy competition. This is for the viewers who like older women but don’t want the typical soft style that Retsu has. Ikumi is highly aggressive and capable of using violence to get her way. Despite the hard exterior she has a caring side, especially when it comes to her son.
Lilynette Gingerbuck
WAIT WAIT not in a lewd way calm down! Jesus, wait for me to finish. Everytime I think of the Espada, I forget that this girl shared the number one spot with Starrk as part of his power. Then as soon as I remember her existence, I remember how much I liked their relationship and didn’t want to see them defeated. Loyalty leaves an impact on me in terms of character traits, and this girl was loyal to my boy till the end.
Chizuru Honsho
Fellas, I’ve got nothing for ya. Who is this? I do not remember this bitch in the slightest. I’m a yuri man and here she is clearly sexually assaulting Orihime, so why do I have no clue who this is? Was she from a filler arc? Am I in a different timeline?
Yoruichi Shihoin
Just kidding bitch, this girl is unforgettable. One of the few good black characters in anime (especially back at the time of airing) and one of the all-time sexiest if you ask me. If you forgot about Yoruichi, you need to start playing some memory games because you might have brain damage.
Trust me this list could go on for days but I think that’s enough for now. Again special shout out to MrObvious for the idea. Remember you guys can always leave article suggestions in the comments for things you’d like to see!
Did you watch Bleach growing up? Do you recognize these girls? Release your bankai in the comments below.
