The time we've been waiting for has finally arrived. Almost a year ago, Paramount Pictures released a video that set the internet ablaze. Of course, I'm talking about the Sonic the Hedgehog live action movie trailer, and now, after they thankfully fixed that godawful CGI homunculus, the movie's finally in theaters. Believe it or not, it's actually pretty good! Or so I'm told. I've yet to see it myself but I'm honestly looking forward to it.

And with the new movie comes a new wave of recognition to the Sonic brand. On top of the usual marketing and media hype, others will inevitably tried to get a slice of Sega's corn dog in less than wholesome ways. Just like Super Hornio Brothers was released in 1993 to cash in on the Super Mario Brothers live action movie, porn studio Wood Rocket (the people behind hits like Game of Bones, Legend of Zildo, Red Dead Erection, Fortnut, Jurassic Wood, The Loin King, and many others) have released Sonic the Vadgehog. Do they not know about the actual terabytes of Sonic porn that already exist? To be fair, some of that shit is bad but this... 

Dear Jesus, this almost makes original movie Sonic look fuckable. In case you're wondering, that's porn star April O'neil under that monstrous makeup, and her co-star for this movie is Lexi Luna, who's looking pretty hot as Dr. Hobotnick. Catch the trailer below, and if that somehow whet your appetite, check the full thing over on Pornhub. It's actually a decent slice of girl-on-girl if you can get past bad prosthetics and even worse dialogue filled with torturous references to video games.

Have you seen the Sonic movie? What did you think of it? Would you watch Sonic the Vadgehog? Drop your thoughts below!