If you’ve been simping for the Samsung Virtual Assistant Sam like everyone else, then you’ll be happy to hear that you can simp for her even more. Ever wondered what the Samsung Assistant would do if you needed help with something a little more sexual. Well, we have the lovely Nyahahn to help you out with that imagination, and that boner in your pants.

Hello! I’m Sam, Your Virtual Assistant.

I didn’t really consider buying a Samsung phone, but if this feature is available, then I might have to reconsider. Sam is already better than Cortana.

What did you think of the audio? Would you like Sam to help you with a sexual favor? Is Sam better than Cortana? Tell us in the comments.