Pokemon Sword and Shield is finally out for everyone to play and enjoy. I’m not sure how many people are actually going to hold off buying the game because of the whole #GameFreakLied hashtag going around, but I understand everyones angry. GameFreak did lie to us! I thought that there wouldn’t be any more hot Pokemon waifus once it was released, but they wanted to keep this waifu hidden from the public, but I’m not sure how they were able to hide all that thickness. I though Oleana was going to be the only hot mature babe in Pokemon Sword and Shield, but Melony proved me wrong. Melony has curves in all the right places, and is an actual MILF! But sorry boys, she has a husband.

Now, I actually think that’s it for all the Pokemon Sword and Shield waifus I want to talk about. I think I caught them all. Pokemon has always been great when it came to female designs, and they did not disappoint this time either. I’m truly thinking Melony might be my favorite out of all the Sword and Shield girls, and her husband and son Gordie, isn’t going to stop me from fucking her.

Yeah, he’s a dork. I can handle him one on one.

Who is your favorite Pokemon Sword and Shield girl? Would you fuck Melony behind her husband and son's back? Are you not going to get Pokemon Sword and Shield because of the #GameFreakLied hashtag? Tell us in the comments.