Whoa...I see Kinky’s gotten a fair bit of heat for the amount of Genshin content on the site. I get it, if you don't play the game yourself it can seem a bit out of place. Luckily today I’m here to share some news about the next new upcoming characters instead of Kinky so everybody can relax, okay? It’s completely different. Recently on March 28th the Genshin account unveiled two fresh faces on their Twitter who will presumably debut with Version 2.7 in the following months. Yelan and Kuki will be joining the fray and god damn it looks like I’m headed back to the casino this time around. Ayato, the current event character, is cool as hell but I was able to hold back and save up my gems. That won’t be the case with Yelan.
“But why do I care, you gambling fool?” - Guy who doesn’t play Genshin. Well let me tell you. China may have a strong ass grip over the game itself, but damn is their grip nonexistent on the Western porn world baby. And the Western porn world loves Genshin. Yelan went trending with a high point of around 100K tweets that I saw while just browsing around. Trust me, a large portion of those tweets were some lewd shit too. Especially concerning her armpits for some reason...listen that’s another article for another day *wink wink*. This same shit happened with Itto and his packin’ abs. I’ve seen enough art of that motherfucker piping down girls for my entire lifetime. The difference this time is Yelan is fucking gorgeous in my opinion and a 100% verified Snooze Girl. The haircut, the coat, the outfit, it’s like they just picked through a hat of everything I like and mixed it together. Thus, this lewd shit is making me feel mighty blessed and it’ll only get better as we get closer to… you know, the character actually releasing instead of simple teaser images.
At this point, it seems like every time a new Genshin mommy or daddy is thrown into the mix, you can expect to see a fat amount of lewd content to follow suit. I’m not so sure about this whole armpit fetish going around at the moment but hey to each their own. Two things are for sure: my fapping bank just expanded and my wallet has already accepted its fate when Yelan debuts. (I mean did you see that gameplay? She fucking kicks her bow… where’s my Genshin fighting game at?) Do you play the game at all? Does Yelan seem as smoking hot to you or am I wrapped up heavy in some subjectivity right now? Has Genshin unintentionally become a lewd factory? Save up your gems, spend them all for your favorite, and then spend $10 anyway because gacha in the comments below!
P.S. Listen I hate gachas as much as the next guy, this game is so fucking lucky its actually fun or I’d be ripping it a new one.
