Gender bending characters can always be weird. A guy character that you never had any sexual attraction to, can grow boobs and a softer face, and now they instantly become mad fuckable. Well artist Detnox said fuck the super crown, I’m just going to turn Mario into a hot as fuck girl and confuse everyone’s boner. And that they did.

Maria is one of those sneak hotties. I didn’t know keeping some of Mario’s more weird features would still be sexy. Like the huge fucking oval noise that Mario has, Detnox decided to keep that feature on Maria, and she still looks hot as fuck. She’s short and thicc in all the right places, a real shortstack kind of girl. I’m happy Maria is a plumber, cause I’m going to need her to clean my pipe...my dick...my dick is the pipe. And I bet Bowser is happy, with Maria around, he doesn’t need to kidnap Princess Peach anymore. 

What do you think of Maria? Do you think Maria still looks hot with Mario’s oval nose? Would you fuck Maria over Peach? Tell us in the comments.