I’m not sure how many people thought that The Super Mario Bros. Movie was going to be a flop. I didn’t know if it was going to be good or bad, but I knew it wasn’t going to fail when it came to getting people to watch it. Even if it was shit, having the Mario name was going to get people to watch it and make its money back. And after watching the movie for myself, I can safely say that I think the movie is actually good :D. But if you’re expecting Mario to be the star of the show, then you’ll be sadly disappointed. The true star of the show was the true pairing, Bowser and Peach.



They stole the show and also stole the love of every NSFW artist. Bowser x Peach porn has been on the rise after the movie dropped, and I’m happy to see Bowser get that juicy and fat Peach that he always wanted. I know I wouldn’t mind getting a taste of that Peach myself.

So if you were on the fence about the Mario movie, I’ll confirm to you and let you know that it was an enjoyable watch, and has a good bit of enjoyable references for video game lovers and Nintendo fans. And I know that I said Bowser and Peach stole the show, but I forgot to mention the true star of the show, literally and figuratively, Lumalee.



Did you go watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie? Do you ship Bowser and Peach over Mario? Do you think Lumalee is cute? Tell us in the comments.