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You Guys Were Right, Download The Good Porn!
By WakeUpSnooze • 3 years ago


Learning to admit when you’ve fucked up is one of life’s greatest lessons. At the end of the day we all make mistakes and that’s okay as long as you are open about it and work towards making a change. Well, the change has been made. Ladies and gentlemen, after coming into this blog section a while ago and making great claims about not having a porn stash because it was “all online anyway”… the stash has now begun. At first I only had like one or two videos for emergencies. However, I’m clocking in at about 10 videos and counting now with more downloading as we speak. Allow me to explain.


Originally my stance was that there’s no point in downloading porn because there’s an endless amount of it online and downloading porn adds risk. That’s still true. There’s more porn out there than a single human being could watch in their lifetime. However, it’s about the quality. Like everything in life, porn follows the normal distribution where some shit is really good and some shit is really bad, and everything else is simply average. Up until a few weeks ago I had an online porn collection of my favorites and figured that was sufficient. Anytime I could log into my PornHub, Doujins, etc. and fap to an absolute banger from the stash. That was until… “This video is no longer available.” What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch? And not just any video. This was that good shit. That freaky shit. I cried. I wept. I searched. “Japanese girl chokes other girl” “Japanese girl with other girl hardcore” “Japanese girl come on you guys know the video I want” but alas, they did not. Some porn is so rare and so valuable it doesn’t even have a name. You ever seen a video labeled like “squFFzn2” like bitch is the title encrypted? I had no actress names, no title, nothing to go on. Just a sad man looking for a nickel in the ocean which might not even be there anymore.



Y'all remember everyone posting these types of images in high school?


After that great loss, I was already convinced to start downloading my favorites just in case. Recently though a new advantage arose as well. In this day and age it’s hard to NOT stay connected. Between Internet in almost every home and a data plan available with your phone you can constantly be looking for new fap material. However, there’s always a chance, especially if you ever have to visit the boonies like me, that it goes away. As I type this in my currently Internet-less, phone service-less abode I’m relying now more than ever on my offline stash. It’s the only thing keeping me hard these past few days until the local hillbillies can figure out how to restore the connection. Ah, such is country life. I suppose if you see this article, that means they worked it out.



The titties won't get away this time!


At the end of the day, I understand now that assuming I could get by with keeping my favorites online only was a fool’s choice. I was shortsighted and naive because I had never experienced the feeling of losing some great material before. Thank you to those who tried to tell me otherwise, I’m sorry I didn’t recognize the threat sooner. For you other guys and girls out there, PLEASE download your favorite porn material where possible. Let this article serve as a wake up call from WakeUpSnooze. Someday, for some reason they might take down your beloved treasure. Copyright, the account who posted it closes, the website goes down, who knows. Act now. Cum later. Did you try to warn me beforehand? Are you going to start an offline collection? Secure your stash and leave a comment below!