Now with eggs being over $5, I understand we’re all trying to stay on that grind. We need to get money where we can, and hustle more than ever. And when you have simps that’s willing to throw money at you, I guess it’s best to use that to your advantage. So if someone wants to spend over $20 to get their dick rated, why would I step in and tell them how stupid that sounds. Cottontail is a hustler, and I respect that.

And that’s the thing, it’s just a number rating. FOR $20!!! If you actually want some more thought put into it, that’s going to cost you $40 big ones. And if short sentences aren't your thing, then yeah, you can get a whole paragraph about your amazing cock for $60. Or your shrimp dick cock, depending on what you’re into. Give you that shaperian treatment.

"A cock, with veins so pronounce, thou must think it, a murderous rod. The pre it leaks, the drool I seep"

If you have the money to do this, then pop off king. I don’t think I would ever spend money on something like this, with it seeming like a complete waste of money, but I’ve spent money on a lot of things that others might see as a waste. So if you have the money, and you think you have a nice looking cock, why not get a professional NSFW creator's opinion on it. Check out her Fansly if you’d be interested.

Would you pay to get your dick rated? Do you think this cost too much? Do you have a nice cock? Tell us in the comments.