We’re all a bunch of fat and lazy Americans, so we all love to eat. But sometimes, eating is hard when you have to get up and cook things for yourself. Hell, sometimes you’re even too lazy to throw something fast in the microwave. So what do you decide to do instead? DoorDash you some food, that’s what!

DoorDash is a blessing, and a curse. A blessing, because you can get a lot of different varieties of food delivered to you, even restaurant food like Olive Garden or Applebees. But a curse, becauses goddamn having all those choices makes it much easier to find something you want to eat and waste your money on it.

There’s even others like Ubereats and Grub Hub that do the same thing. First we only had pizza delivered to us, but now we can get Zaxby’s or McDonald’s. I remember back in the day the drive thru was what we considered a super convent thing, but now, people are even too lazy to hop in their car and grab them something to eat at a fast food drive thru. The fast food isn't fast enough compared to DoorDash.

So yeah, I’m a victim of spending too much money on DoorDash. I get all my favorite food without me going anywhere. It builds up to be a lot of money wasted in the end I’m sure, but when you can get food from places you love so fast and without moving, well, that’s just living the sweet life.

Hey bitch! You ate my DoorDash! Now you'll have to pay, with you BODY!!!

Do you use DoorDash? Have you spent too much money on DoorDash? Are you too lazy to cook? Tell us in the comments.