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Final Evangelion Movie Finally Gets Release Date; Weirdest Eva Merch Yet
By Yung Namahage • 4 years ago

It's been the best part of a decade since the last Rebuild of Evangelion movie, part of a series that's partially a remake of the original anime, partially its own seperate entity and entirely a mindfuck in its own right. Fans have been clamoring for answers to many questions for years; will the Rebuild timeline cross over with the anime's and manga's continuities? Will the best girl debate finally come to an end? And, most importantly, what the fuck exactly happened in 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo


Originally intended for release in 2015, Evangelion 3.0+1.0 (yeah, even the names are confusing) was delayed when director Hideaki Anno worked on Shin Godzilla and fell into depression, again. A 2020 release was confirmed a while ago, but now we have a precise date we can finally look forward to. Evangelion 3.0+1.0 will release in Japan on June 27, so mark your calendars if you're excited for more psychoanalytic drama with mecha sometimes.


In related news, Eva is known for having a pretty wide variety when it comes to merchandise. After all, without figures of its iconic mecha and waifus, it probably wouldn't be as fondly remembered as it is today, so I guess it makes sense to branch out into as many areas as possible when it comes to merch. Here are a couple examples of weird, officially Evangelion-branded products, and here are a couple more I found:



But this next one has to be seen to be believed:


Image result for evangelion marriage certificate

Image result for evangelion marriage certificate


If you can't tell, this is a very real, legally binding, Evangelion-branded marriage certificate. For when you want to tell your fiancée that she's the only waifu you need. It's available with the February issue of Japanese wedding planning magazine Zexy, which went on sale earlier this week. So if you're in Japan, you're planning on getting married soon and you also happen to be a fan of Neon Genesis Evangelion, this is the magazine for you! 


Are you excited for Evangelion 4.0? What do you think of anime marriage certificates? Which anime-branded marriage certificate would you use? Let us know in the comments!