Pornhub Wants to Buy Tumblr
The irony of it all! When I heard the news, I thought it was a joke. No way this is real, right? Nope, it's legit. In a statement to PCMag which you can see HERE, a representative of that glorious site said the following: "I can confirm our interest."Pornhub Vice President Corey Price used the words "extremely interested" and went on to say this:“Tumblr was a safe haven for those ...
People Hated New Sonic So Much He's Getting Redesigned
We've briefly covered the reveal trailer for the new live-actionSonic the Hedgehogmovie but I think it deserves more coverage. It's taken the internet by storm over the past few days with its strange choice of music, Jim Carrey being Jim Carrey, and for looking like it'll be another entry in the fetid pile of bad movie adaptations of video games. And who could forget New Sonic?Reactions ...
Skyrim Gets Ported to Manga?
Todd Howard's trickery really knows no bounds.Everyone's favorite action fantasy RPG from 2011 (sorryDark Souls) has inspired an author namedEzo Gingitsune to create a manga titled "Saikyou no Madoshi. Hisa ni Ya wo Ukete Shimatta no de Inaka no Eihei ni Naru," or "I Used to Be the Strongest Sorcerer. Then I Took an Arrow in the Knee and Became a Village Guard." Talk about a throwback ...
Forget About the Sonic Movie. Have Some Sonico.
Ayy I'm back. It's Imaginary. Kinky's great great grandma died again for a week. Carry on.Big corporations love two things: money, and nostalgia. That’s because nostalgia makes them even more money. I can already see the furries and neckbeards lining up in droves at the theatre to finally see their blue boi on the big screen. And hey, I’m not judging, I’m the same way with ...
Sexy Fruit Girls Coming to PC and Mobile
Ah the jokes and puns we can make about fruit girls. We're better than that though. An eroge titledFruit Furu Cute: Sousei no Taiju to Kajitsu no Otome has opened for preregistration for when it launches in spring, and it looks good. It's a turn-based RPG where the girls are based on fruits. People who sign up get something called 'creation stones', likely some form of premium currency, ...
Explore Eldritch Erotica in Lust From Beyond
Tentacles and porn have been entwined with one another since at least 1814, courtesy of Hokusai. Tentacles are also a recurring theme in the works of H.P Lovecraft as a part of several unknowable beings from other dimensions, stemming from his fear of what lurks beneath the sea. But I'm not sure if there's been any truly Lovecraftian porn as of yet. I've seen hentai of Cthulhu et ...
Reclaim Reality Won't Be a Reality
Ayy I'm back. It's Imaginary. Kinky's great great grandma died again for a week. Carry on.Here’s my second bit of news for the week, and in typical modern news fashion, it’s depressing. Frequent visitors of the blog may remember this game from an article that Kinky put out a few months ago back in early March. His article mainly talked about the apparent uselessness of adding ...
New Game Censored in Korea - Has Opposite Effect
The game developer anime New Game has begun airing in Korea. For some reason, they decided to censor it, as reported in a twitter thread HERE. It only made this better, or worse, depending on how you look at it. If you've been following my inane blog posts, you know I'm no fan on censorship in any form. However, in this instance, while I won't give it a pass, I won't rage against ...
Get These Male Voices Out of My Porn
Ayy I'm back. It's Imaginary. Kinky's great great grandma died again for a week. Carry on.Oh boy I’ve been waiting for this one. When Kinky started audio doujins on this site, I couldn’t contain my excitement. What a revolutionary idea! Finally, the top doujins would achieve the extra level of sexual immersion made possible by voice acting. With this new addition to the site ...
Avengers: Endgame is Hyped in China
Don't worry, no spoilers. We have a couple of weird Avengers: Endgame stories from China.A university student from Ningbo was so emotional as she watched the movie, she began to sob uncontrollably. Like, ugly crying. Until she began to hyperventilate. She was rushed to the hospital where doctors put a hospital mask on her to calm her down. A video about this story is below.In a ...
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