So, Where Do You Hide Your Stash?
Back in my day, well, the Internet had pretty much already taken off by then. But back in my dad’s day, you couldn’t just go online and find some hot material to jerk off to. Oh no. Your ass would need to head to a store that sold illicit materials, pay money to buy it, carry it home and hide it in a place that nobody could find, and then pray for good luck. There used to be ...
Tenko Gives a Degenerate Male a Handjob
It’s sad to think that DanganRonpa may never come back after DanganRonpa V3. But at least we have amazing people like Laddinger, keeping the DanganRonpa porn alive. There are a lot of best girls in DanganRonpa V3, and one of them for me was Tenko. A loud mouth girl, who had an unreasonable hate for men. A girl who would never sleep, let alone touch a guy. Until today? You and ...
Klara is Expanding the Pokemon Sword and Shield Waifu Roster
Another Pokebae, another article. We couldn’t just end it with the release of Pokemon Sword and Shield. Nope. I thought the Pokemon Sword and Shield waifus were done, but with the new Expansion Pass, a new waifu is here to poison your waifu choices, and her name is Klara. But if you bought the Shield version of Pokemon Sword and Shield, you’ll have to settle with the boy Avery.I ...
D.va Teases You in HentaiVR
After some amazing animations featuring the likes ofTifa, Jill Valentine and Ryza, HentaiVR have collaborated with GnomFist to bring us their latest immersive erotica. This time, the star of the show is none other thanOverwatch's cute Korean gamer girl D.va in her sexy black cat skin as she shakes that ass in virtual reality.Of course, VR isn't VR if you can't get up close and personal ...
Would You Have Sex in a Public Area?
Sex? You like it. I like it. We all like it! It’s a natural human thing to like and do. You and someone you love...or someone you just want to fuck, go into a private bedroom and have some good as nasty sex. But after awhile, sex in the bedroom could get boring. And you don’t have money for those crazy toys and ropes, so how can you spice the sex up, for free? Well, do it in ...
Tenga Create Sofas For Fapping On
Other than their innovative sex toys, Tenga are known for their memorable marketing stunts. From collaborating with famous artists such as Keith Haring to releasing licensed mech figures that look like onaholes; Tenga are now coming out with sofas meant to improve your masturbatory experience.Their latest product line is the Tenga Geo, a range of spherical onaholes that look more ...
Under the Witch has an English Dub
I’ve seen Under the Witch around here and there, but never taken a complete look at it. The game looked good and different from other games, but I still didn’t feel the need to go out and play it for myself. But once the announcement of an English dub was announced, I kept track of every little update the game did, until the eventual release of the dub. And with me finally being ...
Three Houses, Three Waifus
Fire Emblem Three Houses has a plethora of waifus to choose from. Every waifu is unique and special in their own way. With so many choices, it’s hard to lock one down as best waifu in the game. But I have a few that I would call my favorites. Each of the three houses have their own selections of baes to pick from, so to make the options easier for me, I’ll separate them by houses.Black ...
What’s Up WIth ASMR?
As the title states, what’s up with ASMR? Because I don’t get it. Yeah, you can consider the audio porn I listen ASMR, but those are totally different. I listen to audio porn because I enjoy feeling like I’m fucking someone. Yeah I know, lonely right, but roll with me here. So it’s more understandable. But what I don’t understand are the SFW ASMRs I see on YouTube. They ...
Miku Rides Coach to Coachella 2020
No Miku you're supposed to sign the fan's breasts... you know what, never mind, you'll figure it out when you get here. I had to double check this piece of news when I first heard about it. Sure enough, Hatsune Miku will be making an appearance in Coachella 2020. While I don’t have any personal attachment to the event, I was dumbfounded to learn that one of the most popular music ...
