Well, here’s the beginning of a new series. I don’t know how good it’ll do, it might completely bomb in all honesty. But if anime has taught me anything, it’s to never give up and keep on trying. Well, until your boss yells at you for dishing out crappy articles and losing the website money. (Don’t worry, my boss doesn’t yell at me. He’s actually a pretty chill guy) Okay, enough about myself, let’s get into the article which is about...well...myself?! Why I’m Just That Kinky For…!

 Why I like anal?

So, it’s no surprise on what I’ll be talking about today since it’s in the title but I’ll still say it with excitement. Today, I’ll be talking about ANAL! I wanted to keep the kink simple at first. Something most of us can relate too. So why do I like anal? Well I think it’s the same as everyone who thinks about adventuring into the realms of the back door. It’s the taboo of it all. How dirty you feel about doing it and the excitement of doing something that isn’t the norm. It’s freaky and kinky ;). The hole that’s only supposes to be an exit but you make it an entrance. It’s also supposed to be tighter than the pussy which is also a plus. (I don’t know from personal experience) And hey, if you’re into having sex with one girl and your two guy friends, there’s a hole for everyone. You take the mouth, you can have the pussy, and I’ll take the ass! If you accept the asshole as a hole, there’s more sharing to go around.

Oh, you guys saved the best hole for me? Thanks, you guys are the best!

The fear of anal?

I said that anal is dirty, and I meant that figuratively and literally. You have to remember that shit comes out of the ass, are if you want to get technical, the anus or rectum. It’s called an exit for a reason. I know about the whole cleaning thing and all, but it’s still the fear that there could still be some left deep inside that ass cave. Listen, sex is already a nasty thing but it can get a whole lot nastier if you’re into the whole scat fetish. (Spoiler Alert: there will not be a Why I’m Just That Kinky For Scat. I’m not that kinky) But if you’re will to risk the possibility of getting shit on your dick, than you’ll have to man the fuck up and take one for the team. Hey, she might be taking one for the team too. I heard that anal can be painful. That’s why there’s a term out there called painal.

Oh no she's shitting! Oh no false alarm. It's just anal beads.

Would I do anal?

Now I love me some traps, which maybe another reason why I love me some anal. But, I am not a trap myself, which means I don’t expect to be taking anything in my ass anytime soon. But what if the girl that I’m with wanted to peg me? Would I do it? The answer is...I don’t know. If she was willing to let me fuck her in the ass then I’ll have to let her fuck me in the ass. It’s a trading system at that point. It’s fair. And with the guy having a prostate, anal sex for a guy is suppose to actually feel pleasurable so it might not hurt to try. But it’s nothing that I’m craving to try. If I’ve been in a long and loving relationship and my girlfriend just has to fuck this little ass of mine, I’ll have to just let her do it. It’s the nice thing to do.

But if my girlfriend wanted to watch me be fucked by a group of dudes, that's where I draw the line!

If you’ve enjoyed all these anal-licious pictures, there all thanks to JLullaby, an artist who love him some gapping assholes.

So what are you opinions on anal? Would you do anal? Would you let your lover fuck you in the ass? Are you afraid of what may happen? Do you like my new series? Tell us in the comment below.