Who is Kingdom Hearts Best Girl?

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I’ve been enjoying Kingdom Hearts III as of right now and boy is it a good game. The combat system is a hectic eye catching specticial in almost every enemy encounter. But, the real eye catcher we’re talking about today is the Kingdom Hearts waifus. Kingdom Hearts III will be closing up the confusing story that we’ve been following for so long. And I’m here to close up who’s the best waifu in Kingdom Hearts and that girl is…

None of these girls because let's be honest, they’re pretty much the same person. One is a nobody, but then you have the somebody version, and then a heartless form and...it’s fucking confusing. But the real waifu in all of this is none other than…

Larxene

Of course Larxene is the best girl in Kingdom Hearts, even Square Enix knows that. Why do you think she had a scene in the trailer? Because she’s the bai, that’s why. She’s a true bitch and sadist, always enjoying others pain, and that’s a total turn on. She always has my attention when she’s on screen, always waiting to see what she’ll do or say next. As I play through Kingdom Hearts III, I can’t wait to see how she plays out. I pray that she doesn’t just have that one scene in the trailer and we never see from her again. That’d be tragic.

Have you purchase Kingdom Hearts III? Who do you think is the best Kingdom Hearts waifu? Is Larxene one of those good kind of bitches? Tell us in the comments below.

MrObvious 6 years ago

From when I first played KH as a kid, Aqua always did the trick. What's not to love about a protective warrior maiden who doesn't even switch stances when enemies show up? Between her shock of blue hair, sensual bodysuit/build and piercing eyes, Aqua ranks up there. Definitely my waifu.

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Anon - King Bitch 6 years ago

Aqua is NOT the same as Kairi. One's more like a mother, and the other a tomboy. That sir was painful to read.

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---------------- 6 years ago

#1: Kairi is best girl, because she's a low-key tomboy with a ribon on her panties.
#2: Olette is fucking cute and nice. Just wish she showed up more.
#3: Naminé follows because she's cute and soft, but maybe a bit too mysterious.
#4: Aqua is just too motherly and mature for me, but is otherwise fine.
#5: Larxene is a sadist, and so am I. It'd never work out.
#6: Xion is only a girl sometimes.

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Anon - Nina 6 years ago

Honestly? None of them. Nomura is a terrible designer and most of these characters are either underage or stuffed with blets and zippers.

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Keemari 6 years ago

Please it's all Aqua. Come on now with all the crap she goes through. She's the MVP girl of Kingdom Hearts

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BootyHunter 11 months ago

Kairi, Namine & Aqua ties at Top Tier.. Larxene however sticks out like a Sore Thumb because She's Demented..

Xion, on the Other Hand is Sweet, but She's really a Trans with Kairi & Sora's Memory intertwined, more like a Child by Product of Them Both (much like the Little Fairy Daughter from Sword Art Online or Ghost in the Shell Movie)..

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