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Nutaku is Joining the Console Wars
By ImJustThatKinky • 5 years ago


Playstation 4 and the Switch, are at the top of the console wars right now (I forgot that Xbox One was even a thing). But now there’s a new competitor on the scene, hoping to kick Sony and Nintendo off their thrones. Introducing The Console by Nutaku...name still pending. Let’s take a look at the spects.


The ultimate adult video gaming experience is finally here. We bring you "The Console" by Nutaku. Ushering in the site’s 4th year with the launch of a creatively unique, breast-shaped, gaming console.  

Specifications:

  • Silicone covered shell with a flesh like feel
  • Nipple shaped power button
  • HDMI port
  • 2 x USB ports
  • Audio jack
  • External power supply
  • Wireless internet connection
  • Pre-installed library of free-to-play and premium adult titles




The Console is already out of stock as of the writing of this article. But, if you want to purchase The Console from Nutaku when they are restocked, it’ll cost you $169.99. Now I don’t think this console will be shaking up Sony or Nintendo in anyway, but let’s see can it atleast do better than the Ouya and Soulja Boy's console.


Do you think this is a cool idea? Are you going to buy The Console? Do you think they should change the name? Tell us in the comments below.