Kasaix

Hello everyone! I'm here with our new representative (mascot), Moe-chan! Ran-zu has been hard at work recruiting (drawing) her, and it's about time she get her turn in the spotlight. Isn't that right, Moe-chan?

Moe-chan

Yes it is! I'm here to kick ass and read some hentai, and clearly I'm not out of ass. Have you seen me? *chef's kiss* 

Kasaix

Yes, and I've seen your early pictures too. You went through some phases.

Moe-chan

No, don't show those!

Kasaix

Too late

Moe-chan

Nooo!!!

Kasaix

You went through a loli phase, didn't you? Also, what was with the hat?

Moe-chan

Shut up! You're mean!

Kasaix

Haha! I'm sorry. You look great though, absolutely perfect as our representative of Doujins.

Moe-chan

Damn straight I do! I'm going to own at my job as rep for Doujins. Hell, my name is Moe-chan for a reason. I've been around since the site was called Doujin-Moe, dammit.

Kasaix

Impressive! That's the staying power of Doujins, and our benevolent overlord Raikoh.

Moe-chan

That's the staying power of hentai, dumbass. That's the staying power of FREE hentai and in-house translations. 

Kasaix

Shut up! You're mean!

Moe-chan

And don't you forget it. Also, who took my yogurt out of the fridge?

Kasaix

No idea.

Moe-chan

Uh huh. And if I looked in the trash bin near your desk?

Kasaix

Wow, look at the time! I'd like to thank everyone for coming to the grand introduction of our new rep! 

Moe-chan

Yeah, thanks for coming. Kasaix? Get your ass over here.