Ayy I'm back. It's Imaginary. Kinky's great great grandma died again for a week. Carry on.

Oh boy I’ve been waiting for this one. When Kinky started audio doujins on this site, I couldn’t contain my excitement. What a revolutionary idea! Finally, the top doujins would achieve the extra level of sexual immersion made possible by voice acting. With this new addition to the site underway, I sat back and waited for greatness. However, much to my surprise… you guys told him to  include male voices in them.

What the fuck? What have you done? Do you realize I can’t even listen to this shit now? Kinky, a friend I talk to three times a week, in my ear popping off? I can’t cum to this!! But make no mistake, I’m not upset because it’s Kinky. Who it is doesn’t matter. Acting, microphone quality, synchronization with the doujin, all that shit makes no difference to me. I don’t care if Leonardo DiCaprio hopped in the studio to give the most realistic, heartfelt portrayal of a guy fucking some anime girl ever in recorded history. Hearing a guy’s speech involved at all just hurts my dick whether it’s hentai, doujins, porn games, you name it, I want the guy to shut the fuck up.

How Kinky looks at me in the booth before he completely ruins any chance I had of climaxing.

I assume everyone would share the same sentiment, but it appears not. I mean girls, if you’re sitting there about to listen to a top-tier yaoi porn (hentai, doujin, what have you) about a girl spying on two boys screwing in the locker room before practice, do you really want that bitch to be talking to you? “Ah..I think I can see John-san’s...OMG...he’s rubbing his dick on his butt! Wowzers!” Didn’t think so. Porn with a target audience of guys and/or lesbians doesn't need any guys to be talking, and porn targeting women and/or gay dudes doesn't need any girls to be talking.

So what’s the deal? I want to hear what you guys think. Is my disdain for male voice acting in my porn a mere result of a horribly fragile sexual orientation? (No). Was there simply a misunderstanding due to a small sample size and most people still prefer to keep members of their own sex quiet during their porn? (Yes). Agree with me in the comments below!