I stand by that pun, dammit. Does anyone remember when we were ranting about Dead or Alive devs taking the sexy out of a game series known for being sexy? Seems like ages ago. Mortal Kombat is doing that now, so fuck 'em. That and mistreating their employees and contractors. Fuck 'em with Goro's fists. But(t) I digress. Dead or Alive's new pirate-themed outfits are here, and they look great. You can see a lot of them HERE, and I've picked some of my favorites below.