Samus Doesn’t Look Like This
Another instance of me wondering what was going through someone's head when coming up with this. I viewed this girl's Twitter profile, and it looks like she’s into anime and nerdy stuff, so I’m kind of surprised when she posted this tweet.One of these two is not like the other.If you’re not understanding what my problem is with this tweet, it’s the fact that she doesn’t ...
Helltaker is Making a Hell of an Impression with the Lewds
Helltaker has been booming with the lewds ever since it dropped on Steam. There was so much lewd going around, that I thought it was a porn game at first. But no, it’s just a pretty fun puzzle game, with hot as fuck demon waifus. Yung has already written up an article about the game, so if you want to know more about that, check out his article. But if you’re here for the lewds, ...
Are Webtoons The New Hotness?
Tower of God changed the game this year thanks to the groundbreaking partnership between Crunchyroll and Webtoon in order to make it into an animation. Whether you love, hate, or don’t care about the series at all, it’s an undeniable historic shift and has opened the gates to a whole new land of source material. Right now we’re over halfway through the season, and it’s clear ...
VRConk is Bringing VR Porn to You
Porn is getting more and more high tech as time progresses. I still remember back in the day when you had to randomly switch to channel to channel in hopes of finding some static porn. And then you had porn magazines or porn dvds that your friend found in his dad's closet. Then we got the internet and now porn is way more accessible. Now, where do we go from here? Well, the logical ...
Old, Fat, and Ugly Guys in Hentai
What do I see people always complaining about when I look at the Doujins.com comments? Well, alot of them complain about my articles, but other than that, you’ll always see people complaining about “why are there so many ugly, old, fat, bastards in doujins?”. Well my good sir, I might not have the answer for you, but I can make a guess.Firstly, it would be weird if all the ...
The Deadly and Sexy Maid Iroha is Here to Serve
Fighting game babes never cease to amaze me. There are so many of them that are strong and sexy. Most, if not all of them can beat my ass, and I think that's super hot. But Iroha, I’ll be lucky if all she does is beat my ass. Her trailer recently dropped, and she’s looking as hot and thicc as she ever has.I used to main Iroha in the old SamSho, so I’m happy to see her sexy ...
Would You Rent A Girlfriend?
You may be wondering “what the fuck inspired you to ask that question Snooze”, and well I’ll tell ya. There I am, minding my own business when the news is presented to me that there will be a special anime airing this upcoming summer season. That’s right, bitches. It’s time to see a main character just as pathetic as I am break down and rent a girlfriend. The anime Rent-A-Girlfriend ...
Is Creating Relationships Online the New Thing?
I have real friends, friends I can see every day and touch. But that’s seeming like old news now. Sure you want to see those people one day, but the more time spent on the internet, it seems like everyone is just making friends online more than they are in real life.I can make so many friends.Spending time on Twitter and Discord just makes me wonder how many people actually have ...
Evangelion Partners with Oppo for Limited Edition Smartphone
You know what really bothers me about modern technology? Smartphones. I don't mean that in the "I just started watchingBlack Mirror and phones will lead to the downfall of society" way, I just think they look boring as shit most of the time. Growing up in the early to mid 2000s, I used to love seeing the variety of phones that were available in all kinds of shapes, colors and forms. ...
Would You Want a Threesome?
One girl...that’s hot. But two girls? Now that’s HOT! I never had sex with a girl to begin with, so fucking one girl would be a blessing for me, but fucking two girls? Now that’d be heaven...or would it?Hey! Two girls max!At first, I wasn’t really into the idea of a threesome. Yeah you get to fuck two girls at once, but that just seem like more work. You have to focus on ...
