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Why I Sleep On Big Tits
By WakeUpSnooze • 3 years ago


Finally, something fucking comfortable to sleep on. It’s about time. Originally this series was supposed to right the horrible wrongs of Kinky’s past opinions, but this time I was inspired by the comments of my last article. You see, in that one I complained about the horrible monstrosity that is big dicks and their disgusting details. Some agreed, some disagreed, but one comment that struck me particularly was that this article wasn’t being fair. As much as big dicks are a problem, big tits are equally an issue. And that’s what I’m here to discuss today because I’m afraid I see where they’re coming from. 


To be clear, I suppose instead of big tits I should say gargantuan knockers so the point is a bit clearer but that simply didn’t sound as good for a title. Anyway I think a lot of the other points from my previous article still carry over. When boobs are the size of mountains, it starts to get in the way of my suspension of disbelief. Some big honkies? Okay sure, some girls have those of course. But look at this art. I haven’t even picked the image below this paragraph yet at the time of writing, but I’m telling you to look at it from the past because I know it’s going to be something atrocious. That shit looks unhealthy. Sometimes the girl’s body will be completely overshadowed to where it’s basically two boobs with a face and I’m sorry to say that’s just not for me. I love boobs as much as the next guy, however life is about balance and when the tits are this enormous nothing else gets much screen time. 


I ended up choosing a gif. You're welcome.


Fuck that though, let’s get down to business. Girls with whale boobs? That’s one thing. But what I REALLY sleep on is when an artist completely changes the proportions of a character so they have mountain mommas. When I’m looking to fap to 2B for example, I want to fap to 2B. I don’t want her hair to be blue or her outfit to be gray. I want them white and black respectively as they are in the original version. The further you stray away from the character, the less hot it is because it doesn’t feel like that character anymore to me. Therefore I’d also like her boobs to be about the same size as the OG. A little liberty is fine of course as long as it’s not these egregious examples that I’m showing you today. For some reason though, some series like Naruto especially can’t seem to escape from the gigantification of every female’s breasts. I even remember seeing this exact complaint on one of the recent Naruto doujins I believe. I’ll be interested to see if any of those people show up in the comments this time around.



Okay there's Tsunade, she's about the same. Who the hell are the other two?


At the end of the day artists can of course draw whatever the hell they want. There’s clearly a market for girls with jumbo jugs so I ain’t telling them to stop or anything. “Secure the bag” as they say. I merely want to spread the good word of equality and rest easy knowing that I’ve now attacked both big boobs and big dicks. Perfectly balanced. Do you enjoy big tits? Do you care if a character’s proportions are drastically altered for porn? Quit sleeping on those pillows and leave a comment below!