LET THE WEEK OF TRAPS BEGIN!!!
You know what they say, “save the best for last”, that’s why this dumb series of mines is first and because I’ve already talked about traps so much that I feel like I don’t have that much new to say. Their fucking hot! End of story. But, I’ll try my best to come up with something new to add. So without further ado let’s start this week of trap with a, Why I’m Just That Kinky For…
Why I like traps?
That’s a question I’ll like to know myself. Why do I like traps? Can you tell me? Because my only thought is that they’re cute like any other girl that I’ll find attractive, but just with a little extra package down below. Or big package, which ever one. I guess if I could think of any real sound reasoning for why I enjoy my fill of traps more than girls sometimes is the dominant aspect and taboo of it. It’s normal for a girl and guy to have sex since it’s all about reproducing and shit, but not for a guy and guy. The fact that the guy is submitting to me and sees me as, I guess the man in the relationship gets me turned on. I guess you can say that I’m not really into guys or girls but just into someone who’s cute.
This is the closest picture you'll get to me and my trap experience.
Do I like female traps?
Female traps are essentially just tomboys. And since I’m into tomboys, then hell yeah I like female traps! (Naoto is the best Persona 4 waifu, fight me!) I’m into the more laid back kind of girl in general. Short hair, no that much makeup, rock’in some jeans instead of a skirt, hell, if my girlfriend came in wearing a pair of boxers that’ll be hot.
Wait! He's a girl! Oh thank god. I thought I was gay!
Would I date a trap in real life?
To be honest, this thought goes back and forth for me. I would love to befriend and fuck a trap but I don’t think I would seriously date a trap, maybe because I see trap as more of a fetish than anything else. Since I’ll like to have biological kids one day, with who ever I’m with. Me being with a trap wouldn’t achieve that sadly. It might be shallow to see it that way but that’s how I truly feel. Maybe that’ll change if the person and I started popping off and grew too deep of a bound with one another. I guess then I’ll be fucked, then we would fuck, learn that all trap doujins lie about the boy getting pregnant from their ass and then settle for adoption. (Fun fact: when I was little, I thought babies came from the women’s butt.)
I wouldn't be able to help myself if a real life trap came to me, there just too damn cute. Adoption's looking good boys!
Thank you for reading. I hope you guys are excited for the Week of Traps as much as I am excited to “research” more trap material so I can create more trap articles. And as a celebration for the Week of Traps I have a special announcement to make…
I have a TWITTER now!
That’s not really a special announcement since I bet not many care but hey, it’s special to me damn it!
I’ve really been enjoying interacting with the people of Doujins.com and wanted to interact with them more, so that’s pretty much why I decide on doing this (Shout out to my boys, Oddest, Jag, Hazard...and I guess Punk. You guys always comment and give a shit about my articles...why?). I’m also about to start getting back into drawing so I’ll need your guy’s hard hitting critics on my art so I can get better. So, if you like me or just pity my low follower count, smash that motherfuckin follow button!
As always here’s a hint for the next article, this one will be a little different than the ones I’ve been doing as of late. You’ll see what I mean. The hint is…
“It’s my favorite flavor of ice cream but not my favorite flavor of doujin”
I hope you all enjoy the Week of Traps. Let’s spread the love for traps to everyone!
So what do you think? Is the Week of Traps going to be hype? Would you date a real trap? Is me making a twitter page stupid? Tell us in the comments below.
