What Would You Do If You Found Out Your Girlfriend is a Futanari?
By ImJustThatKinky • 11 months ago • 36 comments

The weather outside is frightening. Cold gusts of winds freeze your hands through your pockets as you try to reach your girlfriend’s house. Your dick, shrunk by the effects of the frigid tundra before you, starts to question if this is even worth it. Determined to reach your goal, you decide to push through and walk until you arrive at your destination. A sexy text appears, “u wnt sum fk er na boi?”. Newfound motivation launches your legs to run up and knock on her apartment door. You find it’s unlocked and you open it to reveal your early Christmas present. Almost losing your dick to frostbite was worth it. Or so you thought. Before you stands your naked girlfriend for the first time, penis in hand and ready for action.

(Okay listen I’m not some sexist pig, for the like one girl on this site, imagine your man’s got a boi pussi and is there instead.)

 


Lately we’ve been having a good time down in the comment sections of these articles. I’m pretty sure we can expect a debate award soon for the intellectual and scientific achievements made in the “Does Liking Traps Make You Gay?” comments. Thus, I wanted to push the envelope into another highly controversial area and see your thoughts about discovering that your girlfriend is actually a futanari. Or in other scholarly words, a chick with a dick.

 

 

 

Now THAT's a timeskip.

 

 

 


Nothing sexier than a strong argument.

(From JINX Come On! Shoot faster!)


You’ve got some thinking to do, some asspects to consider. How futa are we talking? Is there a dick, a whole dick, and nothing but a dick, or is this a hybrid situation where the pussy is there but simply overshadowed? For this hypothetical we’ll say that the other party has both. Additionally, to keep things interesting for this inquiry let’s say that your SO is a 9/10, you love their personality, and you’ve been dating for a month before this Christmas surprise caught you off guard.

 

Now for me personally, this is gonna be rough. Ya boy Kinky is a lonely fuck, therefore I’m already brainstorming some advantages. First, you can still have sex the ol’ fashioned way. The only difference would be the possibility of her dick slapping against you, and even then depending on the position that might not be an issue. If I don’t see the dick, the dick doesn’t see me. Second, since the rest of your SO is a 9/10, you’ve got plenty of other features to focus on. Sure maybe she asked me for a handjob to quell her lustful rod, but I can be glaring at her boobs while I do it. “But Mr. Kinky, I don’t want to jack my girlfriend off!” Yeah yeah fuck off Billy we’ve all gotta make some sacrifices.  Anyway, I think I could get around the dick aspect and push through if she’s got both.

 


Real leaked image of ImJustThatKinky deciding whether to embrace futas.

“Hah, just as I thought! Kinky sucks futa dick!” Well get your dick back in your pants because I actually would have to consider breaking up with my partner in this scenario. But why you ask? Didn’t I say I could move past the dick? Yes, I believe I could. But if I’m in a relationship for a month and a half where the other person knows she’s a futanari yet fails to mention it, I would see a red flag there. It doesn’t have to be the first week or two either,  just definitely before we plan a time to get busy. At that point I’d start wondering what other kind of important details she was withholding from me. I guess at the end of the day, trust is a bigger dealbreaker for me than a futanari body.


Enough about what I’d do, I want to hear what you guys think. Tell me below what you’d do if a prospective partner of yours turned out to be a futanari!