Here we are again. A time where good reporting and quality information is in high demand as we experience a global pandemic. Equipped with a blog to spread good messaging to my fellow doujin degenerates, I take to the keyboard to press a question and raise public awareness about the hardest question we’ve faced as a society in the past decade. What’s your gay limit?

Allow me to explain. If you’ve spent much time on YouTube, you’ll remember the hair cake, gay kisses, and other general wacky shit that iDubbbz, Filthy Frank, and Maxmoefoe were doing back in the day. Now here’s my thing, I know iDubbbz had a girlfriend for a while (still does?) and to my knowledge the other two were straight too. That didn’t stop those boys from doing the gayest shit allowed on YouTube video after video. Point is, kissing a guy to me is like one of the grossest things ever. Even the thought of kissing a girl still gets me a little disgusted sometimes if I just fapped and my libido is back to zero. Although they were just memeing and having fun, that’s something I could never do unless there was a large amount of money or clout in it for me.

See I vibe with this. I ain't afraid of a little bro cuddle. A bruhddle, if you would.

Now slapping a dude’s ass? Bring that shit here homie. I’ll slap that ass into next week. Gay? Nah, slapping a little ass isn’t gay. It gives a sense of power to the slapper. I know, because whenever Kinky made me mad in the past I used to slap his ass. It made him hella uncomfortable, and it made me feel good to know I made him suffer. Eventually though, he said he couldn’t take it anymore and might have to stop being friends if I don’t calm down on it. I found out that slapping ass was his gay limit. He can’t stand slapping other dudes’ ass, and he can’t stand having his own ass slapped either. Interestingly enough I asked “okay but if there was money on the table would you kiss my cheek for $100?” and he said yes. I couldn't believe it. I don’t want a dude’s lips anywhere near my goddamn body. Face, cheeks, neck, you name it. Even if the roles are reversed and I get a $100 dollars for kissing another dude somewhere on his body, I simply cannot do it. Kissing is my gay limit… unless we’re talking a crazy reward like a lifelong partner in 2B or something.

See this is where I gotta tap out. I'm reaching for the Germx just looking at this.

It’s truly crazy and interesting to me that people can have such varying levels of discomfort when performing exactly the same activity. Do you have a gay limit? Would you be okay doing gay shit with your friends for views or money? Slap my ass in the comments below! (And if you’re gay, answer what your straight limit is instead)