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The Backdoor Sneak Attack
By ImJustThatKinky • 4 years ago


This is one of those articles where I think most people read the title of the article and click on it just to see what the fuck I’m talking about. “What does he mean by the sneak attack?” Well, I’m not talking about sneaking up behind someone and slitting their throat. I’m talking about that surprise moment during sex when you do something that your partner didn’t expect.


One thing that I always thought could be sexy is maybe while I’m eating a girl’s pussy out, in the heat of the moment I either bring my tongue down to her asshole without her expecting it or trying to stick a finger in. Yeah, surprising your girlfriend with something like that could sound hot in theory, but in practice could cause so much mess.


Anal is already a scary beast with the fear of shit being thrown into the mix (unless you’re into scat then you’re in heaven), but with the sneak attack, the possibility of that occurring is higher. When I plan to have sex, I’m going to maximum clean myself all over, but my partner might not do the same. She might give herself a good clean, but without knowing that anal might be happening in the bedroom that night, she might not focus so much on her ass. So you run into the problem of going down there and tasting something that you kind of didn’t want to taste (unless you’re into scat).  50/50 chance of shit


But that’s just me talking, in our current climate, you shouldn’t try anything funny without asking the girl first. Make sure she’s comfortable with it. This will help gauge her interest in the activity and also help avoid getting hit with rape charges. But if you do still use the sneak attack, at least do it with your tongue or finger, I’m pretty sure the whole “Oh my bad, my dick slipped into your ass,” won’t fly well with your girlfriend...or in court.


This is not a scenario you want


Have you ever thought of doing the “sneak attack”? Would you risk using the sneak attack? How much does anal sex scare you? Tell us in the comments below.