rIt’s that time of year again, where families come together to observe their individual faith ascribed traditions and lie to themselves about how different the new-year is going to be. For those of us fluent in nerdy, this time of year means something else as well—it’s Star Wars season, boys and girls—and there’s no escaping it this time. Whether you’re surfing channels at your mom’s house, scanning social media on your new phone that you got as a gift or even having casual conversations with your close friends, Star Wars mania is everywhere.
Yes, along with the yule tides, dreidel spinning, harambes and season’s greetings this year’s holiday season ushers in a fresh batch of crystal foxes, charismatic droids and other sci-fi critters to inspire imaginations of all ages and raise the bar for financial devotion to George Lucas’ wildly successful vision of a universe, a long time ago, in a galaxy far away.
No, this isn’t another sardonic review of The Last Jedi, lousy with glib comparisons to past Star Wars sequels or sardonic lamentations about why every film can’t be Return of the Jedi—this is your wakeup call to up your fap game along with the rest of your tech gear getting updated with the holiday season.
If you’re a human being who’s attracted to other human females, you must have noticed by now that Daisy Ridley is breathtakingly beautiful in her portrayal of Rey. And whether you loved or hated The Last Jedi, I’m fairly certain that you’d enjoy watching Rey get slammed by some gnarly alien cock.
Well, just in time for the holiday season, SFM artist UnidentifiedSFM has released his newest 3D porn film, “The Force Inside” the first of his films to deal with the Star Wars universe and the first long-form SFM to be widely released starring Rey’s digital skin.
The film follows the beautiful, young, would-be Jedi as she searches for some of her peers who’ve been captured by the Sith Lord Vailyn. Her search leads her to Jabba the Hutt’s hideout and naturally a bacchanal ensues. It turns out that Greedo (or some other smuggler of the same race as Greedo) has the information that Rey seeks, but won’t part with it for free. How far will Rey go to find and rescue her friends?
Check out UnidentifiedSFM on Tumblr and Patreon, you won’t regret it—and when you start to feel that holiday itch creeping up on you, check out “The Force Inside.” May the force be with you.
