Cover image by Kineku

I always thought Slay the Spire looked interested. Definitely when I was on my rogue-like kick. I just didn’t want to spend more money on another rouge-like, so I decided not to grab it, even though I saw it on sale. But now, with Slay the Spire 2 hitting early access, people are going crazy over it. It even has multiplayer, which really peaked my interest. 



So once it’s fully released, I’ll def be hitting it up. But until then, I’ll just keep wondering why people are getting horny over The Silent.

One of the characters that you can play in Slay the Spire one and two, is getting really sexy. I’m not sure if people are just desperate for anything to be hot, or is it something sexy hidden under that green cloak of hers. Either way, I like people's imagination, and I’m all here for it.

Artist: Whails

Artist: JMG PartyBean

Artist: MoxyDraws

My hype for the game, and my erection, has gotten higher from these amazing art pieces. I’m not sure how long the early access is going to last, or my erection, but I’ll be there for the full release, and my erection.

What do you think of The Silent? Are you interested in Slay the Spire 2? Have you played the first Slay the Spire? Tell us in the comments.