Well, I didn’t think it would get this serious, but it seems like it is. States are planning to lockdown stores and buildings for a whole 2 week, to prevent further spreading of Covid-19, or the Coronavirus. Like I said, this shit is getting serious. We’re about to have a real life Highschool of the Dead.

Oh shit! It's spreading!

With states planning to lockdown stores, people are panicking and trying to stock up on as many supplies as they can. Many sick masks are sold out or charged with inflated prices online. Stores are running out of toilet papers, so we won’t have an easy way to clean up our mess after cumming. Hand sanitizers are flying off shelves. It’s a complete mess, and a tragedy. 

Me fighting for the last toilet paper.

So if you haven’t been taking this crap seriously, you might need to start thinking about doing so. Go to the store and grab everything you need. Get some canned foods, some frozen foods, some cheap ass toilet paper that you’d never buy because it falls apart when you try to wipe your ass with it. Desperate times call for desperate measures, you better start buying brands that you don’t like. Also, wash your hands. If you’re one of those people like Snooze who don’t wash their hands after peeing because they think their dick is clean so their hands are also clean, then just wash your hands now. We need to prevent it in any way we know how. This shit ain’t like Ebola, this shit is serious!

Did you think the Coronavirus would get this serious? Have you stocked up for the lockdown? Do you wash your hands after you pee? Tell us in the comments below.