I'm getting excited about trying out Guilty Gear Strive 2.0 starting April 9th. I’ve been out of the Guilty Gear scene for a while now, but with this new fresh update, I’m excited to dig back in. The same way I’m excited to dig into my wife Jam’s home cooked meals.



Jam is the newest DLC character to join the Guilty Gear Strive roster. And I’m happy to see it. I’ve been a fan of Jam and her play style ever since Xrd, but her gameplay style was a little too up close to deal with the characters in that game. But with age comes knowledge, and also experience. Age also comes with knowing when you see a good new redesign, which I think Jam has. But, I can see that opinion is up for debate.

Most people don’t like to redesign because they think it's “less” sexy.  I don’t think everything has to come down to “why aren’t her boobs or panties showing”. Guilty Gear Strive have been redesigning most of their characters, male and female. And overall, I think they’re all winners. And with me being a hag hunter myself, I love Jam's new mature look. I like that she looks like a desperate housewife that’s trying her hardest to impress a guy, but failing because she’s old and goofy.

God, I love this old hag.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to fuck a sexy chinese lady?

So I’m excited to get my hands back on the sticks, and my stick, once Jam is playable in April.

What do you think of Jam’s new redesign? Do you think Jam is hot? Would you fuck a chinese lady? Tell us in the comments.