Now this is going to be a two parter. First I’m going to talk about big dicks. Then next, I’m going to talk about small dicks. You might be wondering to yourself, why? Funny thing is, I’m also wondering why.

I just like writing werid articles sometimes. Don't hate me for it.

Having a big dick is one of those things that most of us guys though we’d need to have when we were younger. I was always worried that my dick was small, and that I wasn’t as big as everyone else. Watching porn also didn’t help. You see guys whipping their monsters out, the size of the girls head and them being at AWE by it. The sex might have looked boring since the girl seem to struggle to do anything with the monster. But her fake, happy expression tricked me into believing that she was having the best time of her life.

This is how I want a girl to look at my huge, fat dick.

Now I pretty much consider my dick size to be...good. I’m not over here bragging like, “Yo boys! I got such a big dick!” Nah. I think I got a pretty nice package. I believe I have a nice enough size that I could possibly please anyone. But that’s just me guessing. The funny thing is, now that I’m older, I wonder if my dick is too big?! Seeing girls online talking about what size dick they like, and what is comfortable for them, makes me scared. 

Now I don't want a girl to be afraid of my huge, fat dick.

So I’m going to just keep my head up high, and hope that whatever girl has the displeasure of actually liking a dumb fuck like me, actually enjoy the dumb fuck size of my dick. Hopefully it’s like Goldilocks and the Three Bears. My cock isn’t too small, or too big, but just right. Hell, that’s actually a good idea. Someone should make Goldilocks and the Three Cocks!

Do you think you have a big cock? Do you wish your cock was bigger? Were you scared about your size when you were younger? Tell us in the comments below.