Friday the 13th Can Be Sexy and Not Scary

Friday the 13th is here and it’s time to pee your pants in fear, or cum in your pants because of the fear boner you got. Who said that horror movie villains couldn’t be sexy, I know I didn’t. So I’m going to give you my top 5 hottest Horror Movie VIllains who have all been hentaiafied.

5. Freddy

Freddy had to be number five because firstly, I’m not sure if she’ll be nice enough to take the glove off. Even if she doesn’t use the blade part to chop my dick off, it’ll be hard to get a boner with those things even a little close to my dick. And secondly, doesn’t she go into people dreams? Would it even be sex, or just another wet dream. So I’ll still be a fucking virgin! That’s lame!

4. Predator

I’m not even sure if Predator is considered a horror movie, but fucking a creature like the Predator is a horror movie all on it’s own. We needed at least one monster/ creature on this list. The female predator's body has that weird unhuman skin tone and powerful body that I just love, (which you’ll see more of soon.) The dreads coming from the back of the mask is also cool, but I’ve seen the Predator’s mouth from under that mask. I’m not sure how good or bad the blowjob would be?

3. Ring

I remember when I used to watch static porn on TV when I was little, I’m guess that this would kind of be the same thing. The only character on this list that is already a girl so no need to hentaiaifie her. With her gray skin and long ass black hair, your in for a creepy ride. But remember, you only have 7 days to fuck her, so you better do ever nasty thing you’ve ever thought of.

2. Chucky

Now I like Chucky, because of her snarky and assholeish attitude, so of course she’ll be on this list. This is no child play, it’s all adult play here. I actually found some art of Chucky as a futa and I thought, there’s no girls on here with a dick, why the fuck not. Predator and Ring was actually above Chucky until I learned about the dick...I also think the scars on her face are hot too! See, totally not gay at all.

1. Jason

Jason has to be the winner. Such a strong and dominate woman, and it’s only right that the person who’s movie is called Friday the 13th wins. This female Jason design is such slam dunk, to the short brown hair, the antenna, hockey mask on the side of her head, brown leather jacket, overly ripped jeans, and her sexy ass six-pack! I’m so okay with being her virgin sacrifice.