Fuck I was this close, this close to just making this a “Why I Sleep On” article. I complain about tickling, the comments complain about tickling, one guy softens my view on it because he likes it, and then we all go home happy. But instead I’m out here about to talk about fapping to tickling because as much as I want to say I sleep on this fetish and don’t give a fuck about it, there’s always that one time in a blue moon where my dick says “ay, maybe this shit ain’t so wack after all.”

Ah shit, here we go again.

Now don’t get it twisted, this kink is nowhere near being close to one of my favorites. It’s like when you drive four hours to do something special. That shit’s probably nice for that one day but you’re not about to turn around and do that again tomorrow. Most of the time in tickle porn the person doesn’t even cum or at least it doesn’t seem like it to me. I mean how can you cum from tickling anyway? That doesn’t fly for me usually. I like to synchronize my cumming with the characters to fake my brain into giving me an ounce of human sexual connection. But with tickling it’s like well I’m not gonna get that probably, so I guess I’ll cum to them peeing themselves? No I’m not a pee guy, but the hot part about it (and perhaps the ONLY part about tickling that makes me stick around) is that they’re going so crazy from the person touching them that they can’t even hold themselves back. Most of the time in doujins girls are like “I just CAN’T hold myself back from you Fukboi-San! Your dick IS TOO GOOD!!!” but in reality we all know that’s the fakest shit on the planet. And yet with tickling, here you are presented with a situation where they actually can’t hold back. I don’t know, that's the best paragraph I can muster to justify this shit fetish man. 

It's not you tickle girl,  it's me.

I don’t even know what’s left to say. This is on the lowest tier of fetishes for me and yet I keep coming back every now and then. Am I alone here? Are there any fellow tickle wolves who turn into beasts on the night of the full moon? Grab a feather and tickle my fancy in the comments below!