Help us fight spam!

Doujins.com Valentine's Day Guide for Loners
By ImJustThatKinky • 6 years ago

 

Well hello my friends at Doujins.com. How are you spending your Valentine’s Day? Alone?! Wow, me too! But that doesn’t mean we have to be depressed about it. It’s okay to spend Valentine's Day alone, there’s no shame in that. And I’m here to give you a guide on how you can have a good Valentine’s Day alone.



Okay man, stop trying so hard to act cool and just read my guide already!

 

Catch up on the things your behind on!

Without having a lover to worry about, you can spend time catching up to everything your behind on like, anime, books, games, your huge backlog of doujins that you’ve been planning to jerk off to for awhile now (This is more of advice for me. My doujin backlog is literally over 16,000. I’m never going to finish all them -_-). What I’m doing right now is playing some good old videos games alone.


Spend time with other loners!

Don’t get depressed, you're not the only one without someone to spend Valentine's Day with. Call up your other loner friends and spend Valentine’s Day with them. Talk about how everyone in the world is shit and how you’re all amazing people and people are stupid for not see how perfect you guys are. That always makes me feel better. Oh yeah, and play games together too!


Buy yourself an onahole!

You know the money you put to the side so you could by that box of chocolate for the person who didn’t notice you senpai! Fuck’em! Get yourself an onahole instead, that's more useful on a day like this then a stupid box of chocolate. And while you’re at it, go read some of the great doujins here on Doujins.com with your new onahole. It’ll enchant the experience. And for the ladies, get yourself a dildo. Get it in red just for the occasion. If you don't know where to go, hit up J-List for a good onahole selection.


Learn about yourself and try again next year!

The world isn’t over yet, you still can find the one for you out there. But before you try doing that, learn more about yourself. Try to learn if you’re the reason you’re still lonely. Do you think you’re attractive? Do you think you’re interesting? Do you think your fun to talk to? If any of your answers were “Yes” then fix that and stop complaining about being single. Let me be honest. I think I’m a pretty good looking guy. But I suck at going up to girls and starting up a random conversation. And that’s my problem, no one elses. I can’t blame other for my shit talking abilities. If I could fix that, then maybe I wouldn’t be here jerking it to doujins. (Okay, nah, I’ll still be jerking it to doujins.) And once you improve yourself, then maybe you can finally get yourself a relationship. No guarantees though.

 

So did you this guide help you, I know it sure as hell didn't help me. It also became a Lucky Star picture show for some reason. Anyways, I hope you all a wonderful Valentine's Day and hope yor can have with without being in a relationship. Rememeber, if no one loves you, your friend Kinky is always here to love you. No Homo. (Unless your a trap then all the homo)


Better luck next year guys. We'll get that 3D female one day. I'm thinking of maybe trying speed dating :D.


So how is you spending your Valentines? Do you have someone to spend it with? Do you think Valentine's Day is stupid? Will you do better next year? Tell us in the comments below.