Anime is a tricky mistress. Anime might trick you into thinking everyone in Japan has different colored hair. Anime might convince you that if a girl calls you a pervert and say that they hate you all the time, that they actually like you. (Hey! Three no’s means a yes) Anime also might convince you that if your a boring loser of a guy, that a group of weird and attractive girls would magically just start wanting your dick. Anime also might convince...you get my point. What I’m getting at is that anime is fantasy and most importantly, drawings. So when Pokemon tells my teenage self that Misty isn’t sixteen and is actual ten, it makes a young boy feel like a pedophile. And when Biscuit from Hunter x Hunter can be 57 but look like she’s actually ten, that’s when anime ages starts looking a little fishy.
So your telling me that this woman is 57 and this girl is 10! Biscuit looks more 10 than Misty! I call bullshit on the anime. BULLSHIT!!!
After watching a tun of anime, I can say without a doubt that I don't care about age in the slightest. If you worry about every anime characters age, you’ll quickly be put onto the cops most wanted list. How many of you read and jerked it to Naruto doujins. I know a lot of you most likely did, and don’t give me that crap about “I only read them when I was a teenager”, well sorry to burst your bubble fucker but they were 12 when you where a teenage. They only started becoming teenages in Shippuden. And I bet all you Bleach fans think you’re safe hiding behind Orihime big old fun bags. Nope! Your just as guilty. Orihime was only 15 in the beginning, not even barely legal. Hell, Chad big ass was only 16 years old. And here I thought he was just held back, my mistake. But hey Bleach fans, at least you guys can fuck Yachiru without any problem.
She's actually legal. Hey don't blame me, blame the writer.
So anime is the definition of slippery slope when it comes to age. And since anime is just a bunch of drawings, the creators can create the characters however they want. An artist can draw a woman with big tits and a big ass but still say that she’s eight, and vice versa. So it’s a tricky thing when properly claim a waifu when your worried about the character age. The girls who look legal aren’t and the ones who don’t look legal are. Actually, that’s how the world is now in some aspect, girls are starting to grow more mature bodies at younger ages. Maybe anime can predict the future O.O. I guess the moral of this blog post is, don’t ask anime girls for their age but always ask a real life girl for their age, no matter of old she look...or young.
"Come inside mister. I promise I'm 30 years old."
Do you think that I'm a predator? (I hope not) Do you see were I'm coming from? Do you still care about age in anime? (But always car about age in real life) Tell us in the comments below. If you want to read my dumb ramblings and check out my art follow my twitter @ImJustThatKinky
