Cover art by Oceru

I’m getting too fucking old to indulge in these dumb trends nowadays. Like, when I was a young 20 year old, it was funny and goofy in the past, but now, I would rather not get prostate cancer.

So I’m just wondering, how many people here are still trying to challenge themselves? Like, it’s not like I’m addicted to porn and need to jerk off. But I’m not going to just one day feel the need to pop off and think to myself “Wait! It’s November, I can't beat my meat and bust my nut to Doujins.com's amazing selection of trap and MILF doujins.” Don’t deprive yourselves of that, enjoy the amazing doujins we have without worrying about some stupid holiday that’s just going to put you in the hospital sooner. Well, not as soon as another dumb challenge, No Poop July.

If any of you guys are still into doing this holiday, more power to you. It’s not as bad and dangerous as the Tide Pod Challenge or the Put a Gun to Your Head Challenge, so I feel like you’d be alright. But don’t come back crying to Daddy Kinky when the doctor sees something wrong with your prostate.

Are you still doing the No Nut November Challenge? Have you ever heard of the No Poop July Challenge? What challenge have you done before? Tell us in the comments.