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Break Bossy Bitches in Aristocunts
By Yung Namahage • 3 years ago


Have you ever checked out a movie or a game or a song etc purely because the name caught your attention? Because I feel I might not have checked out Aristocunts if it was called something different. The title is sweet and to the point, telling you everything about the game in one simple word. There are aristocrats who happen to be cunts, and you spend a lot of time in their aristocratic cunts.


She doesn't have that haughty smirk for long


Originally released last year in Japan under the much less catchy title Akuyaku Reijou Oyako no Geboku ni Natta no de Haramase Onaho ni Shitsukete Hametsu END o Kaihi Suru (Turn the Villainesses into Impregnation Onaholes to Avert Destruction) you play as [insert protagonist name here] after he gets isekai'd into an otome game and confronted by the bitchy villianess noblewoman Elizabeth. She doesn't take kindly to this mysterious stranger, but luckily you've played this game before and know exactly what to do to give her her very own bad ending. After making her your bitch you set your sights on her mother Mirza, the true aristocunt, and finally get to work on both.




I'm more of a femdom guy but I can see the appeal in turning the tables on a sadistic mistress and making them your slave instead, and this gets bonus points for letting you dominate a mother/daughter combo. It is a bit on the short side but you get a variety of pretty kinky scenes, including but not limited to defloration, impregnation, humiliation, urination and molestation. I can tolerate a lot of that in a VN, but nothing turns me off quite like grammatical errors and there are a couple to be found here. Another downside is that the game features mosaic censorship and at the time of writing there's no H-patch, so it loses a couple of marks for that. The Japanese voice acting is pretty good at least.



If you're down to check it out yourself, visit the Aristocunts Steam page here, and as usual let us know what you think in the comments!