Oiii mate, what the fucks going on ‘ere? Ya got ya knickers in a right twist? Sorry guys, sometimes you gotta try to fight fuckery with comedy. But there’s nothing comedic about this latest news that Doujins staff member Kasaix discovered in a recent notice from J-list on October 15th. Recently, J-list sent out a disappointing announcement in their email newsletter that they will no longer be shipping any adult products… to the entire damn country of Australia due to new regulations from Australian Customs.

And when I say adult products, I mean fucking everything. Hentai, onaholes, JAV DVDs, doujins, lewd figures, anything that could get a fine Australian mate’s cock hard. The news came when their shipping partner DHL Japan informed them that packages that were sent to Australia with lewd products inside were getting rejected. They state they were advised to stop shipping any adult products to Australia altogether, and that is indeed how they are moving forward. Regular products can still be ordered okay. They cite an excerpt of the Australian Customs website policy as to what qualifies as too lewd, which I will leave here as well:

Publications, films, computer games and any other goods that describe, depict, express or otherwise deal with matters of sex, … in such a way that they offend against the standards of morality, decency and propriety generally accepted by reasonable adults are not allowed.

This was provided  by J-list as an example of unallowed products.

“Don’t worry Snooze, I don’t order shit from J-list so I’m safe buddy. Plus I live in a swamp, nobody’s finding my onahole stash anytime soon hehe” listen that’s great Jeff, but the point here is that an entire country is putting the ban hammer down on harmless products that people use to enjoy themselves. I mean, I could understand if this was happening in a VERY conservative location like say, the Middle East banning this type of shit. But Australia? How are we gonna deny the homies down under some good ole fashioned hentai? This type of shit worries me for other countries. There’s sometimes talk of “save the waifus, it’s dehumanizing” and whatnot in America but it usually dies down pretty quick after someone says “aren’t they drawings though?”. However, when a world player like Australia decides to ban this stuff, it legitimizes the practice in a way that other countries might take notice.  I mean come on, how much fucking time and money will now be dedicated to ensuring adult products don’t come into the country instead of being spent on finding and stopping people committing actual sex crimes.

Don't worry Rem, at least we can still lewd you over here in America.

I hope that other countries don’t follow down this road. Wasting time trying to prevent people from buying adult products seems like one of the most unproductive activities a government could do. Maybe I’m wrong and feel free to enlighten me about “The Onahole Aussie” who killed 47 people because he used his onahole too much though. Is Australia misplacing their efforts? Should adult products be banned? Are you going to become a waifu smuggler? Go down under to the comments below and let us know!