Maybe I’m the one living under a rock, but I didn’t know Japan had a whole holiday dedicated to ASSES?! My friend had to inform me about it, and once they did, I noticed that everyone was celebrating it on Twitter, WITHOUT ME!!! It started trending as, #いいおしりの日 and I had to check it out.

I feel ashamed to call myself the ass man, when I was about to miss out on such an important day. Every November the 4th, Japan celebrates Ass Day, which is kind of funny. Japanese people aren’t really known for their asses, so it’s funny to have a whole day dedicated to it. But hey, small asses, fat asses, soft asses, and all of the above. An ass is an ass, and I’m here for it. But Japan isn’t the only people who are into asses, the whole world is into asses. You know why the world is round? Because the world is just one big round ass. So let’s see how all the artist around the world are celebrating, いいおしりの日

What do you think of いいおしりの日? Are you an ass man? Did you know this day existed? Tell us in the comments.