Damn it’s been a while since I’ve done this, but you know what they say! Better Kinky than never, so I’m excited to get into another request for a game over at Nutaku. Oh, I mean uh, I sure am rootin’ to get to dis here next reeequest! I’m the fastest gun in the West, and the fastest shooter these womens have ever darn seen if you catch the corn I’m laying down in these fields. Anyway enough about ole’ me, it’s time to round up these goods and bads of this here RPG before the sun goes down.
Now mama always told me that it’s polite to introduce fellers to each other, so ladies and gentlemen may I present Ghost Town Gunsweeper, an erotic supernatural RPG game. I ain’t seen shit like it in these parts before (this is the first RPG game I’ve reviewed on the site) so I tried my best to get my brain bangin’ and slangin’. The game was developed by T-ENTA-P and published by Red Dahlia Interactive and released on the site in November 2016. You can get your grubby paws on it for $12, or as I like to say, 12 cups of sweet tea at Mickey D’s.
Art/Design
Well, I can’t say I personally found it the purdiest game to look at. The sprites and environments themselves were fine, it is just a retro ghost town I reckon’, but the art for the characters seems a little old-timey if you pardon’ the expression. Maybe I’m just crossin’ my boots here, but the characters seemed a little funny in the h-scenes. Listen what I’m trying to say is my pecker’s gotten harder to other character designs before, that’s all. Then again, I will say somebody had a bright idea along the way, cause when the girls take damage their clothes rip off, and that’s the best concept for an RPG I’ve seen since sliced bread.
Ah shit, her semen-sense is tingling.
Writing
Buckle up pardner, cause this one’s a wild ride. After picking which pretty lady ghost hunter you’ll play as, the game begins. I picked Rei, cause them blonde one’s usually let me do the nasty stuff. The story quickly ramps up as you discover that your predator-like boss has died on the job while masterbating. Or uh, nah I got that wrong. Ya see his soul was sucked out by them demons while he was stroking his devil stick (I wouldn’t know about that, seeing as how I’m a god-fearing Christian man). In order to retrieve it, you and your fellow ghostbusters team of CCG rejects travel to a ghost town in order to collect ghost semen to manufacture bullets that can hurt ghosts. Don’t worry, it’s just as stupid as it sounds. Luckily the banter between the team and self-aware comedy keeps the plot from seeping too deep into your brain.
Okay got it, that's the tone we're going for.
Gameplay
Okay bitches enough with the cowboy meme, playtime’s over. This is the portion of the game that made me shrink my little dick back to its cavern for several minutes as I bashed my head against the keyboard, just praying I could get it over with and go fap to something. The game plays out in a fairly standard RPG fashion to start. You and the crew roam around the ghost town finding clues and equipment to help you along your journey while battling several ghosts along the way. However, the retarded Fred of the gang says “maYbe We sh00d spl1t UP guise?!” on multiple occasions, causing you to lose half of your items and supplies everytime. This spikes the difficulty of the game up tremendously while you’re simply trying to pop off. After I survived a long split up, I decided to get to the first sex scene and call it, but nothing could have prepared me for the next challenge. Once the group finally joined back together, they met with the ghost of someone at a grocery store who tells them to find a red roof. So I thought “Okay, easy enough”, until I walked into an entire fucking town of red roof houses, to which I immediately began thinking of alternative ways to get to a sex scene. Still in shock after the red roof hoe’s information, I searched the Internet to see if I was simply retarded, but no, other reviewers also reported taking ages to find the correct red roof house. The gameplay was simply too repetitive and directives too confusing to warrant wading through it.
The Sex
I’ll be honest, I couldn’t stand the thought of spending hours finding the right red roof or looking up a guide so I decided to use my noggin and just find a save file online to download. I got one with every scene in the game unlocked, and thought heaven had been established. But I was wrong. Acquiring access to the sex scenes did not in fact make them any better. Each one was fairly short in length, and while animations showed off the extra work that was put into crafting them, generic dialogue balanced that out. And if you know Kinky, generic “Oh.. so good!” dialogue ain’t gonna cut it in the same world where Snow Daze and Tenioha! exist. If you like vanilla ice cream you might enjoy these scenes, but for me the animation couldn’t carry them.
Bitch, did you not read the paragraph?
Do I recommend this game? Sadly, no. It has some cool ideas and high points, but there’s too many other hentai games, especially in the RPG genre to justify spending any time on this unless you’ve dreamed of making girls suck off ghosts as your number one fetish of all time. Even if that is your fetish, good luck having the patience to see it through. There’s plenty of other interesting shit in the Nutaku downloads section to pick up.
TL;DR I’m here to find bitches, not red roofs 2/5
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