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A Review of Futanari Quest
By ImJustThatKinky • 5 years ago


Ho ho ho bitch it’s Christmas in July for your boi. As you may know, I’m not some sellout reviewer, I grade these porn games to the best of my honest ability. That usually means I have to present a game only to slowly tear it down for you guys to see with your naked eyes. But, as you may recall, the last review went pretty well, and I have a good feeling about this one as well. Truly, it’s the best timeline to fap to while you hide from these fucking heat waves that make going outside a difficult and onerous task.


My friends we have chicks with dicks in the form of Futanari Quest. If I remember correctly this is the first futanari game I’ve reviewed, or perhaps it’s just been a while. Regardless I'm no stranger to the genre in other mediums. This unique kink for the game to focus on instantly hyped me up more than some generic bullshit. And the best part? I get to actually be a futa bitch, not just fuck one! I mean you also fuck futa bitches but you get my point. The game released on Nutaku this July 4th, so the freedom levels are nearing a revolution. It was developed by Studio Fah and combines RPG and visual novel elements to clock in at around 850 Mbs.


Art/Voice Acting

Heh? HUH? TWO fucking voice acted games in a row?? Somebody suck me, I must be dreaming. The amount of voiced lines in this game astonished me. Usually the scenes are fully voiced while outside of that the characters have little embellishments like “Huh?” or “Sorry!” to add to lines. However, I was coming across minor dialogue constantly that was completely voiced. You’d think I’d be in heaven, instant 5/5, stop the fucking review, but this came at a cost. While the quantity is out of this world, the quality is definitely still in the atmosphere killing the ozone. It’s not necessarily bad per se, but it’s certainly your standard porn acting in SOME cases and at SOME times. It might actually be a problem more with the direction than the actors themselves. It seems like characters’ tones change rapidly, especially in the sex portions, and the believability can fluctuate. In the end this feature is a give and take mistress. Moving on, the art is nice and crisp, a little above the industry standard I’d wager.

 

Okay let's run that again, really emphasize that DICK this time.

 

Visual Novel + RPG Combination

UH OH you know shit gets real when the unique categories start poppin’ up. At first, when the game opened up and I realized I was playing a mix of the two genres, I got scared as fuck. I initially fretted that the RPG elements would only serve to draw out the story and not be much fun. Maybe I just have PTSD from Ghost Town Gunsweeper’s gameplay. Contrary to my assumptions, the RPG portions served to make it feel rewarding to unlock scenes. The beginning quests and NPC interactions weren’t as difficult or tedious as the aforementioned game, and led me to pay attention to the story a little more than I typically would. World immersion, what can I say? Also, you run fast as fuck which absolutely added to the experience. In short, the combination worked better than I would have mentioned, though this probably stems from my traumatic history with porn RPG games.  


Heh, didn't expect me to take off my clothes that early, did ya game?

The Sex

Hold on a minute and let daddy whip out the checklist here. Timing? In the span of the first twenty minutes of playing I was able to witness two h-scenes, one solo and one with two characters. That’s a check. Length? While the initial scene was a short warm-up, the second scene contained two seperate climaxes and positions that lasted a fair 7-8 minutes. That’s a check. Theme? It’s hard for them to fuck this one up, since the premise of a futa game is already a unique and defined premise. Out of the scenes I witnessed, each one incorporated the futa aspect in some way, shape, or form. That’s a dick. Judging by my Triple T Threat meter, this game passes the test baby!.... I jacked off while playing it, that’s the true test.




Normally this is where I'd criticize the dialouge, but it got better too quickly.

 

Typically at this point I slap a 4 on a voice-acted game easy peasy and forgettaboutit, but I’m a torn boy. Ehhh I think I’m gonna let it through, but damn, some of the lines just needed a redo. That’s my only real complaint.

4 girls hiding a dick from me until it’s too late/5

Are you excited for an actual futa game in this bitch? Did you exercise your freedom this week? Do you have a game on Nutaku that you desperately want some fucking idiot on the internet to check out first so you don’t have to? Let us know in the comments below!